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Woman Stabs Trump Baby Blimp

Sorry – I had to laugh! Police in London had to arrested a woman after she allegedly deflated the Donald Trump baby blimp with a pair of scissors. My goodness things are getting tough for the police! If they’re not inside tracking twitter posts now they have to content with scissor-wielding maniacs (not because of the scissors but because the scissor owner was one of those wicked Trump supporter of course:)

The lady in question – who has been named in reports as Tommy Robinson (ooh) supporter Amy Beth Dallamura – live-streamed the attack on the giant baby balloon (wait – isn’t that a contradiction in terms?) during the Trump protests in London. Yes that’s right – this man that is trying to make America and the world a better and safer place and stamp out the dreadful and long standing corruption in the last free bastion of freedom between them and real tyranny that is America – has people protesting against his efforts.

The alleged perpetrator is said to have claimed the attack on the controversial blimp was a birthday present to herself. Happy birthday!




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