“Warning – important notice; Your Bible is out of date – please patch your existing Bible version with our new improved and updated version! We have had our most knowledgable scholar with an impressive list of extensive credentials re-interpret and correct the texts so YOU can get the most out of our all new translation!
You must do this now – as our new Bible version includes essential updates, vulnerability and bug fixes, corrections to textual and translation errors, patches to stay safe from new security threats, plus a host of new features you can’t do without!
It’s our firm belief that the original 50+ scholars that were masterfully pitched head to head by King James and made accountable not only to each other – but more importantly to him – to stop personal agendas entering the translation – were not really that bright after all! Let’s face it, most of them only spoke multiple languages and had years and years of experience of ancient texts – much better to get 1 or 2 modern folks that have been to Bible college to re-translate everything, and hey – if they alter the text enough, we can hopefully get the copyright needed to sell it – and make a few bucks to support our ministry in the process!
Please note; Prosperity Church will no longer support your existing Bible translation after June 31st, so be sure to get your new and updated version! It’s yours free for a small one-time donation of just $200 to our ministry! Comes in classic leather bound and gold leaf versions, or shiny new modern name-it-and-claim-it flavours!”
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